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What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a dream car"s key in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa"s master list, and we"ve created a flowchart to help you determine if you"ve been naughty or nice this year.
圣诞你能得到什么礼物呢？圣诞老人会不会把一辆闪亮亮的施文（名牌自行车）放在你的树下，或是塞一辆你梦寐以求的车钥匙进你的袜子？那可都要看你今年在圣诞老人名单上的排名如何啦！我们做了一个测试题来帮你检查自己今年够不够乖。快来测测吧！
现在，让我们来仔细看一看这些题目吧：
1. Are you a Serial Killer? 你是不是连环杀手？
线索一：
2. Do you only kill bad guys, like Dexter does? 你是不是像嗜血法医（美剧，主角专杀坏人）那样专杀坏人?
3. Do you frequently lie about being one of the millions of men who have tired extenze? 你是不是经常撒谎说自己不是大男子主义者？
4. Do you just lie about that? 你刚刚是不是就撒谎了！？
5. Have you intentionally ignored a Facebook friend request because you didn"t like the person for no good reason? 你有没有故意拒绝在Facebook上面要加你好友的人、仅仅因为你没来由地不喜欢这个人？
线索二：
2. Did you cheat on your girlfriend? 你有没有背着女朋友搞三搞四？
3. Do you even have a girlfriend? 你到底有没有女朋友啊。。。
4. Is she a bitch? 她是不是个贱人？
5. Did you ignore a phone call from your mom because you were playing online games? 你是不是曾经因为玩线上游戏、而不接你老妈的电话？（注意，这里回答No的人测试结果是"骗子！" lol）
6. Have you intentionally ignored a Facebook friend request because you didn"t like the person for no good reason? 你有没有故意拒绝在Facebook上面要加你好友的人、仅仅因为你没来由地不喜欢这个人？
好吧，不知道各位如何，总之小编彻底被雷了。做一个连环杀手和在facebook上拒人结果一样……这是什么逻辑……
但无论如何，至少希望这个测试能在圣诞前夕博你一笑！
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