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休闲鞋不搭

虽说是在匡威的推广会上，但是这一身搭着休闲鞋也忒奇怪了点，再说你又不是《暮色》那个贝拉是吧……

1. Sneakers? Who are you, Kristin Stewart?
I hate equating you with a girl who wears Converse on the red carpet but I’m sorry L, you proved my “Leighton does no wrong style wise” statement wrong. Reeboks with Ungaro? And that weirdass jacket looks like it’s made of bad quality paper. This was the first look of yours I seriously did a double take of.  And I’m sorry about that.


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名牌小丑装

希斯·莱杰地下来电，索要小丑外套……不能盲目相信大品牌，这身简直是穿上小丑服的芭比娃娃，被小屁孩泼了一身五颜六色的颜料，还打了光。

2. Lous Vuitton does not always equal to fail safe. Exhibit A.
JESUS CHRIST, it looks like some weird amalgamation of Joker meets Barbie. With a bit of sofa cushion tapestry thrown in. Like, hello? The shoes are gorgeous, don’t get me wrong, but the dress and the tights? Horror. Freak show. This looks like it was painted by a bunch of kids and their oil pants. With the lights out.
Heath Ledger called. He wants his Joker make up back.


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透视也要讲品味

轮到帕里斯·希尔顿来电，索要自己的衣服。透视装也要透得有品嘛，简直就像撕碎了的泳装再用劣质布料拼上去似的。

3. Can we say transparent? This puts Audrina Patridge to shame. And that’s something.
You’re beautiful, L but this is just not right. You look like you’re a stripper from Scores with an unusually gorgeous face.
The shoes are super cute but looks ridiculous with this uber trampy dress. It kind of looks like bits of a profession swimmer’s bathing suit torn off and stitched with gross, sheery pieces of cloth. Well, well, well. Would you look at that. Look who’s joined the pantless bandwagon. Honey, Paris Hilton called, she wants her dress back.


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混搭不是这么搭的

虽然姑娘你很俊，套个麻袋出门都能有很高回头率，但是这一身就跟乡下老妈子+胖女+耐克销售员打扮一样。好像裙子前面那块被撕了，再穿上了件运动bra，诡异哦！

4. Mumsy is not the way to make them boys swoon
We know you’re the kind of girl who could wear a sack and stop traffic but that’s just it. Even a sack whoops this “suburban mommy meets bag lady meets Nike saleswoman” dress’ ass squarely.  It looks like someone ripped the top half of her ill fitted dress, added a sports bra, painted it to look like the dress and made her parade around in it devant the paparazzi.


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混搭也不是这么搭的

俨然从《特种部队》里面刚出来的样子，滑雪裤加丝绸上衣，神啊……

5. Ouch.
The header says it all. G.I. Joe much? Ah. Ski pants with a silk top. That"s how they dress for success, eh L?


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泳装出行

大白天穿泳装出来吓人啊……

6. Bathings suits in the day are gay
What what? We understand that you"re tired but I bet you could do more than pull on your bathing suit?


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这衣这妆这头发

发型和化妆是致命伤——这谁啊这？不过鞋和衣服也都很雷就是了。

7. It’s Courtney Love! Oh shit, no, it’s Leighton the Popstar.
This is where her real downfall started style-wise. What is WITH the hair and make-up? Shoes are fab but the dress redefines tacky.


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被毁的白衣服

好好一件白衣服被地铁压过去了……

8. White dress run over by the subway?
This one is definitely not puke inducing but not her best either. It looks like a $5879876896 stark white dress that was caught under the NY subway system. Several times. But  plus points for keeping the make up straight.


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皮裤之罪

皮短裤也就算了，胸前俩补丁算什么玩意儿？无语了。

9. Refrain from pairing lederhosen with velcro boob patches.
The heading says it all.


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胶带装

这张是近照，亮闪闪的衣服底下被裹了一道一道又一道的胶带么？

10. And lastly, black duct tape across your body is icky.
I don’t even know where to start. I guess she just taped on some black duct tape over her shiny sweatshirt. Um. Ick.


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