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沪江英乐讯 2006年另类的动画片《小红帽》（Hoodwinked），这部由温斯坦公司发行的非传统童话动画片把家喻户晓的“小红帽”故事生生变成了《罗生门》。三个主要人物颠覆之后就成了这样：
小红帽在这个故事中可不再是一个柔弱的小女孩了，而成为了空手道高手，她的职业是一个糖果送货员，而调查人员怀疑她就是糖果盗贼。人们最后看到她的时候，她正提着满满一篮子的松饼，梦想着某个遥远的地方。
老祖母帕奇特是一个面包师，住在山上。她对极限的事物有着特殊的爱好，她十分擅长一些极限运动，以及材料艺术。
大灰狼的职业表面上看是一个记者，他被指控意图非法偷吃。人们最后看到他时，他正在游荡中。
这首歌是电影中一只大角山羊唱的……那鲜活灵动的山羊颤音~比绵羊音给力多了……
Artist：Benjy Gaither
Song：Be Prepared
37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me
A spell where when I’m talkin’ I’m singin’ it with glee.
When you’re always singin’ you got to live alone
That’s why I made this mountain shack my home.
And when you’re on the mountain, you got no guarantees
That life will turn up roses or turn out as you please.
When you’re on the mountain, there’s lots to be a’feared
That’s why this here old mountain goat’s prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!
(goat yodelling)
I got horns that open bottles,
And I got horns that hold my keys,
I got horns that when you turn ‘em right, they help me watch TV.
I got horns that open pickle jars,
And horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns -
I always come prepared.
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!
Yeeeheeeee! Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!
(goat yodelling and more)
Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin’ and I do not feel prepared,
It’s rumblin’ like a mountain lion - I must say that I’m scared,
And if not for the witch’s spell you’d hear just how I scream,
But since I’m only singin’, I’ll just yodel ’til we’re creamed!
(goat yodelling…)
Baaaaa!
（本期歌曲来自 MUSIC IS HERE 小组）
