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英语笑话带翻译最短
【篇一：英语笑话带翻译最短】
1.teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
one boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
boy: me! i’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2.
what dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
anydog, buildings can t jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3.
what has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
a coin!
硬币。
4.
has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
a needle.
针。
5.
wife: how would you describe me?
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
husband: abcdefghijk.
丈夫：abcdefghijk.
wife: what does that mean?
妻子：那是什么意思?
husband: adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
wife: aw, thank you, but what about ijk?
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“ijk”是什么意思呢?
husband: i m just kidding!
丈夫：开个玩笑!
【篇二：英语笑话带翻译最短】
